Scout's Christmas Letter

Brrrufff.  If you were here, I would pee on the floor because I would be so happy to see you.  I used to eat dog poop but now I don't.  I do like to still eat cat poop.  Delicious!!!  I go to dog park every day and run like idiot.  I went to New Hampshire this year but didn't like water.

My name is Scout.  No one Loves me.